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[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[ ] You have been called a blond

TOTAL: 3

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 6

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 8

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 10

[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 13

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this.

TOTAL: 18

NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4
Then re-post as: "I am 104% mentally ill."